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++ "A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its written on" -Samuel Goldwyn
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++ "The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." -Alfred Hitchcock
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++ "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -WC Fields
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++ "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." -Jeff Marder.
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++ "I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." -Will Rogers
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++ "Its clearly a budget. Its got a lot of numbers in it." -George W Bush
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++ "The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case." -George W Bush
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++ "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasnt met me yet." -Rodney Dangerfield.
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++ "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." -Robin Williams
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